Monday, December 21, 2009

Santa Baby: Redux

Buh-bum.. buh-bum...
Santa baby, just slip a new couch under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a new convertible too, light blue,
Make sure the A/C works, please
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of when I'd clean not nap
Think of all the@ssholes that I didn't slap
If my list you can complete
I'll sit on your ample lap


Santa baby, I want some smokin' hot abs, no flab
Erase my many stretch marks
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the lead
In that new musical
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a million, or three,
A big girl needs security
Santa cutie, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Send me off to sea on a luxury ship
Put me on a plane for a European trip
Treat me good and I'll treat you bad
Santa, bad boy, I'll get out my whip

Santa baby, fulfill a small dream of mine, more time
8 hours a day would be fine
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.



This post has been a Monday Mission. This week's mission is to write a post in the style of of a Holiday Tune. Write your own ditty and put a link in the widget below. Late entries are accepted, but beware, the Monday Mission Mistress DOES brandish a whip.


Join us next week when your mission is to write a post in the style of a Bumper Sticker and/or Vanity Plate.

8 comments:

Rima said...

Very nice.

I hope all your Christmas wishes come true!

Kat said...

Hahaha!!! Awesome. :)

alejna said...

"Think of all the@ssholes that I didn't slap"

That made me snort.

Hope Santa comes through for you.

Mary G said...

Eartha Kitt singing that is one of the best holiday tunes around!
Love it - some wish list! Some hot babe there in Maypole land.

Put down the whip - I'm only one little day late.

ouch!

Denguy said...

Well, HELLO!

ewe are here said...

Brilliant.


And I so wish I had the time (and privacy) to do this one this week. Houseguest and all...

Merry Christmas!

imbeingheldhostage said...

VERY very clever! Now the song is going to be stuck in my head again :-)

Gunfighter said...

"Think of all the@ssholes that I didn't slap"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love it. I linked because I went totally off topic at my own blog, but I did do something of a ditty of my own last week.