Santa baby, just slip a new couch under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a new convertible too, light blue,
Make sure the A/C works, please
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of when I'd clean not nap
Think of all the@ssholes that I didn't slap
If my list you can complete
I'll sit on your ample lap
Santa baby, I want some smokin' hot abs, no flab
Erase my many stretch marks
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the lead
In that new musical
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a million, or three,
A big girl needs security
Santa cutie, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Send me off to sea on a luxury ship
Put me on a plane for a European trip
Treat me good and I'll treat you bad
Santa, bad boy, I'll get out my whip
Santa baby, fulfill a small dream of mine, more time
8 hours a day would be fine
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.
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8 comments:
Very nice.
I hope all your Christmas wishes come true!
Hahaha!!! Awesome. :)
"Think of all the@ssholes that I didn't slap"
That made me snort.
Hope Santa comes through for you.
Eartha Kitt singing that is one of the best holiday tunes around!
Love it - some wish list! Some hot babe there in Maypole land.
Put down the whip - I'm only one little day late.
ouch!
Well, HELLO!
Brilliant.
And I so wish I had the time (and privacy) to do this one this week. Houseguest and all...
Merry Christmas!
VERY very clever! Now the song is going to be stuck in my head again :-)
"Think of all the@ssholes that I didn't slap"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love it. I linked because I went totally off topic at my own blog, but I did do something of a ditty of my own last week.
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