Sunday, March 9, 2008

Late night Limericks

Earlier today (or I suppose, technically, yesterday) I read over at Niobe's place about a Limerick Contest at Weebles Webblog.

On the long drive home tonight from the show wherein I have to make up my own dirty Irish ditty, I decided to come up with some cleaner Irish Limericks. Here's my go:

I like to read Slouching Past Forty
Even if that fair blogger's a shorty
I'll forgive her that ill
since she has mad skills
I don't care if she's only 5'4", see?

If she didn't live quite so afar
I would like to meet up at a bar
I bet she's quite fun
when she's had more than one
That Jen M. at Get in the Car!

My reader says five hundred two
these posts, it claims, are all new.
Where to begin?
I think I'll dig in
With the dude who writes at One Plus Two.

The kooky gal at RimaRama
is not truly the Queen of Drama
When she writes comedy
I'll be slapping my knee!
That blogger is one funny mama!

Some say that she is quite an A-hole
Though it's hard to believe Painted Maypole
Could ream someone out:
Yell, scream and shout.
I guess lack of sleep takes it's toll.

(not based at all on fact, but I just had to rhyme my name with A-hole!)


Julie Pippert said...

You are so clever. LOL about the full reader. I hear you on that! Then tried to comment yesterday and Blogger was down.

Sounds like you had a nice bloggy meetup, as well!

niobe said...

Rhyming a-hole and Maypole is truly inspired. I can see why your dirty ditties are such a hit.

Lori Lavender Luz said...

Wow! Great entries!

If you would like me to email me the code for the Vote Button, please email me you addy at bestlight lori at the gmail place.

Thanks, PM!

Angela DeRossett said...

ROFLMAO..... those are awesome.

Sarah said...

Awww. I KNEW you you weren't a heightist, LOL!

These are fantastic!

Christine said...

you crack me up lady!

Running on empty

Jen said...

Way too funny. Love the one about slouching mom...

Magpie said...

Totally great.

Jennifer said...

Fan. Tastic. Rhyming Maypole with A-hole is just inspired. In fact, you've inspired me. Let's see...Faking It and "full of shit"? I could go there, couldn't I... *grin*

Too funny!

flutter said...

LOL...nice work!

Rima said...

Aw, shucks. Thanks, PM!

P.S. I consider Slouching Mom rather stately at 5'4 :)

Victoria said...

LOVE them!