Late night Limericks

Earlier today (or I suppose, technically, yesterday) I read over at Niobe's place about a Limerick Contest at Weebles Webblog.

On the long drive home tonight from the show wherein I have to make up my own dirty Irish ditty, I decided to come up with some cleaner Irish Limericks. Here's my go:

I like to read Slouching Past Forty
Even if that fair blogger's a shorty
I'll forgive her that ill
since she has mad skills
I don't care if she's only 5'4", see?

If she didn't live quite so afar
I would like to meet up at a bar
I bet she's quite fun
when she's had more than one
That Jen M. at Get in the Car!

My reader says five hundred two
these posts, it claims, are all new.
Where to begin?
I think I'll dig in
With the dude who writes at One Plus Two.

The kooky gal at RimaRama
is not truly the Queen of Drama
When she writes comedy
I'll be slapping my knee!
That blogger is one funny mama!

Some say that she is quite an A-hole
Though it's hard to believe Painted Maypole
Could ream someone out:
Yell, scream and shout.
I guess lack of sleep takes it's toll.

(not based at all on fact, but I just had to rhyme my name with A-hole!)