Sunday, October 7, 2007

haiku for beck

Wheel of Brie, Viggo?
With grapes? On crackers or You?
Brie and Viggo. Yum.

I wrote this Haiku in honor of Beck, because after I wrote about the yummy Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn in my post on Friday, she posted a picture of him in her post today. I mentioned in her comments that I had a friend who had taken a poetry class with Viggo, and that I knew what all my poetry would have been about if I had been in that class. She then posted a comment on my post saying "In a class with Viggo! Yeah, my poems would have all been filthy, filthy haikus about Viggo.
I love brie SO much - I ate an entire wheel (a small one, but still) of brie earlier this week and made myself rather sick. I should write a haiku about that, too." (I wrote of my love for Brie in aforementioned post) And so... a haiku about Viggo and Brie was born. More than you wanted to know? Here is one more thing: Viggo is pronounced with a soft G sound, not a hard G. FYI.

18 comments:

Beck said...

The soft G just makes him sexier.
Come eat brie with me, Viggo.
(and that is one awesome poem.)
We are on our computer at the same time, obviously.

jen said...

i have such newfound respect for his hottiness...after seeing his latest movie and his naked knifefighting. now that, my friend, is a man.

slouching mom said...

wow, jen. i saw that movie too and walked out on his hottiness. though i agree with your assessment of him. i just couldn't take all the blood.

love love love the haiku, pm!

Rimarama said...

Wow, the soft "G" bumps the hawtness factor up by like three whole notches! And that was an awesome haiku!

amanda said...

Brie or no Brie, Viggio would not be kicked out of my bed- I can sleep with a little crumbs.....

Bon said...

i have been mispronouncing Viggo's name very very badly.

now, when i run into him next (okay, like in my next life) i'll be able to say it right proper. :)

many thanks.

crazymumma said...

oh dear. the soft sound just made it better.

i do not need better. It was good enough.

sigh. viggo. softly.

Aliki2006 said...

Love the Haiku--you have a talent!

WorksForMom said...

viva la viggo! you are a ku genius!!

Chrissy said...

SO FUNNY.

By the way, I've just tagged you for the Ten Literary Characters thing. Good luck.

ewe are here said...

Hee hee.

Funnily enough, Viggo will be mentioned in my next post as well...

Luisa Perkins said...

*Swooning.* I love Brie. But I love Viggo more.

Victoria said...

Keep your Brie, I'll take Viggo (with the soft "g"). Yum.

I passed him once on the street in Soho - he was wearing a black leather leather jacket and tight jeans (I expected nothing less) Ridiculous steaming hotness.

niobe said...

mmmm.....brie.

Viggo (even with the soft g)? I am so not getting it? But I tend to be a bit dense about these things.

Heidi Hyde said...

One word. Mmmmm.

-HH

Emily said...

You are too too funny.

Christine said...

i am so SO hungry now. . .

PunditMom said...

Mmmmm. Viggo!