Sunday, February 17, 2008

The New Pants Network

All Pants, All the Time

We had such fun at Christmastime with our All Pants Christmas Carols, that we've decided to bring to you a complete lineup of Pants Television Programing. So pull on your Lazy Pants, park yourself on the couch... and enjoy!

The All Pants Lineup

News Pants
The Today Pants
Live with Pants
48 Pants

Game Pants
Pants of Fortune
Pants or No Pants
The Newlypants Game

Soap Pants
As the Pants Turn
The Young and the Pantless
Pants Hospital

Classic Pants
Leave it to Pants
I Dream of Pants
Lost in Pants
Everybody Loves Pants
Pants and the City

Comedic Pants
Desperate Pants
Ugly Pants
Saturday Night Pants
How I Met Your Pants
Two and a Half Pants

Dramatic Pants
CSI: Pants
Pants Anatomy
Cold Pants
Bionic Pants
Pants and Sisters
Dirty Sexy Pants

Reality Pants
Celebrity Pants
The Biggest Pants
Dancing with the Pants
Pants Swap


This Post is part of the Monday Mission, which was to write a post in the style of another blogger. I chose the list-loving, Pants Patronizing Alejna of the fabulous blog Collecting Tokens. (Check out the link at the top of this post to see her list of Pants Christmas Carols!). Write your own homage to another blogger, and paste your link in the widget below:

And be sure to join us next week, when our mission will be to write a post in the style of an awards acceptance speech. You'll have just watched the Oscars (right? I mean, don't we ALL watch them?) and surely you've been practicing your own speech in the shower for decades. For the Oscar or whatever award YOU dream of receiving. Will you be humble or boastful? Who will you thank? Who will you forget to thank? Will the music cut you off?


flutter said...

I can't believe you didn't use The Pants of our Lives!

jen said...

Brilliant! She is going to die when she sees this. I was reading it the whole time going, omigoddoesalejnareadMaypoleomigod and then i got to the end...DUH.


the dragonfly said...

I was just waiting for Desperate Housepants.


Chrissy said...

That was awesome. I just wanted you to know that last night I dreamed that I wrote this awesome post, and after it was done, I said to myself: this sounds exactly like Beck, and then I said to myself again: I could post this at Maypole's site. Then I woke up and tried to remember what the post was about and it is gone.

Kyla said...

Awesome. I knew exactly who it was when I read the title. gREAT ONE!

Mad Hatter said...

I would swap it around to make it "Sex and the Panties".

This was spot on, Maypole, and can I just say that I LOVED this challenge. I think it was my favourite one to write so far.

Aliki2006 said...

Hilarious, and wonderful! I love this challenge, too.

imbeingheldhostage said...

wow, this mission is too clever for me,(all brain cells left after birthing seem to be on strike at the moment) but I am all for reading anyone else's witty creations!

alejna said...

Thanks so much for this, Painted Maypole. I'm flattered to the bottom of my pants. I feel like I've been awarded the Golden Pants Award.

I was particularly tickled by "I dream of Pants" and "Bionic Pants." I should get me some bionic pants.

Also, since you started it, please allow me to add to the classic pants TV line-up:
The Pants from U.N.C.L.E.
Fantasy Pants
My Three Pants
The Pants Ranger
All in the Pants

Jen of A2eatwrite said...

I'd like a pair of those bionic pants - especially if they helped me get more stuff done! ;-)

Julie Pippert said...

Classic! I knew it was Alejna.

Kathryn said...

That was fabulous! You are so clever! Well done!

Loralee Choate said...

Dirty Sexy Pants SLAYED me.

slouching mom said...

this was great, PM! so clever!

LaskiGal said...

Hee hee . . . funny as heck. What a great idea!

Magpie said...


E said...

Is anybody watching Big Pants, umm er
Big Love?
How about Leavit it to Pants?
Or I Love Pants
and the ever popular..
Six Feet Underpants

very fun blog....

Mary G said...

I just loved this! Clever lady, you have just made my day.
Sorry I didn't get in on it this week; I'll do my best next week. An award for most disorganized, perhaps?