So there we are, looking rather windblown on this blustery day that kept threatening rain. The May Queen is wearing a shirt my mother made for her out of material that says "London" and shows several key London sights. My mom made them for not only her own grandkids, but my cousin's kids as well. Because she is crafty and thoughtful like that. It is not the best photo, but rather iconic, so there you go.
Oh, OK, and a few more photos, because I am feeling generous.
My husband drove brilliantly in England, never once driving on the right (which is wrong, in England) side of the road, and navigating roundabouts with a fearlessness that did make me grip the dashboard a few times, I confess. We found that some of the ways that England does things are rather helpful, but certainly not their habit of allowing trees and brush to grow up over all their signs so that you cannot read them. This made navigating quite difficult. There was one sign we kept guessing meant "don't drive on my crops," but later learned that it meant "No parking or standing." Actually, as my aunt tried to explain it to me, she started by saying "It means that the road is a straight-away, well, as straight as anything is here in England..." We liked our original definition better. We did take a picture of this sign, because we were so impressed that the British care so much about their senior citizens.
This sign was literally in the middle of nowhere. Where were these elderly people supposed to be coming from, we wondered. The first time we saw the sign we laughed at it, then immediately got stuck behind a slow driver. We then thought the sign was wrong, and should have shown a balding man driving a car. At least some things are the same in every country.
My husband's favorite sign, however, was one we never saw again, unfortunately. The sign read like this:
Dead
Slow
Children
Playing
Need I say more?
And, because I HAD to take this touristy photo, I will share it with you:
No, I was not actually making a phone call. I did make phone calls from phone booths in London, but not one of these old fashioned ones. Consider it a call to all of you. I just called, to say, I love you...
16 comments:
I love the signs! They made my evening! Glad you had a fabulous time in England!
Great photos! I want more, more, more!
(You're adorable, BTW. As is the rest of your family.)
you are gorgeous. how fantastic to see you and these pictures.
Dead Slow Children..Really? that is awesome in a bizarre sort of way.
Dead Slow Children Playing... typical.
There are soooo many strange signs here, many I would assume meant the exact opposite of what they actually do for some reason. Grrrr. I know this because (a) I drive here, and (b) I'm sitting for my UK driving test soon and am trying to memorize all the dratted things.
Can't wait for the other 655 photos. And what a gorgeous and photogenic family you have.
Awesome pictures. Strangely enough, you appear as I had pictured you--beautiful and friendly...think we know one another from a different 'time'? Your family is gorgeous also!
Can't wait to see more photos.
Great photos and funny signs. My in-laws have a pair of pix they took somewhere in England, of town signs for "Upper Swell" and "Lower Swell".
Wow, weird signs. Different strokes for different folks. Great pics!
The Elderly People sign is hilarious! And Dead Slow Children...hmmm...too funny.
What fun to see the whole family!
My Gran lived in Folkestone for a time (land of the newly-weds and the nearly-deads, apparently), and there were lots of those "elderly people" signs around...
Dead Slow Children... Well, I wouldn't put it past the Brits to have put THAT one up just to make you laugh, a la Monty Python... Harhar.
So great to have you back-- I've missed your writing!! Looking forward to lots more tales of fun abroad!!
Welcome back! I love the mention of odd signs--it's always fun to see the signage from different countries...
That Dead Slow sign made me laugh! It's so wrong in so many ways.
You're back! And look how beautiful your family is!
"Dead slow children"? Eek! Zombies!
Were the Dead Slow Children near the same field as the Elderly Crossing? Maybe it was really a Zombie Crossing. How interesting. Thanks for sharing. Hope you're feeling better.
Doh! I didn't see Beck's comment. Now I'm a copy cat. I'll take this opportunity to comment on your pretty family.
We honeymooned in England, and certainly one of the most memorable things was the signage. Never saw the Elderly People one - classic!
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