Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Harry's Pants

Alejna has been posting about pants lately (check out her ghostly pants photo, and wish her a happy 4th Blogiversary!) and I have been rewatching Harry Potter movies in preparation for film 7, and got to thinking that the titles are pretty fun to PANTsify. So, Alejna, this is my blogiversary gift to you.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Pants (or, for you Canadians and Brits... Philosopher's Pants)
Voldemort is hiding behind Quirrel's Pants. In the movie, Quirrell is played by Jim Carrey, who has much experience making his butt talk.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pants
A secret chamber filled with magical pants is unlocked at Hogwarts. When Ginny Weasley puts on a pair of the enchanted pants she finds herself falling under the fearsome power of Voldemort.

Harry Potter and the Pants of Azkaban
Harry learns that there is something worse than Dementors: the pants they make the prisoners of Azkaban wear. Truly scary.

Harry Potter and the Pants of Fire
The flaming pants help Harry win the Triwizard Tournament. Madame Pomfrey is able to heal his first degree burns, but expresses concerns about his future ability to procreate.

Harry Potter and the (Dis)Order of the Pants
Harry and a group of other wizards form a secret society. Their goal? To bring about the destruction of Voldemort by disorganizing their OCD closets.

Harry Potter and the Half-Pants Prince
Harry discovers a potions book full of secret potions and spells, the most dangerous of which casts a spell to half the wearer's pants. This proves to be nearly fatal in the winter at snowy Hogwarts.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Pants
Harry, Ron and Hermione set out to destroy the three pants of Death and restore peace to the wizarding world.

7 comments:

de said...

I think you're getting the magic back.

I also think these pants I bought recently might just be Pants of Azkaban. They're squeezing the life out of me.

Rima said...

I think Alejna would be very proud of this list, indeed!

alejna said...

Awwww, thanks, Painted. This is a lovely gift, and just my size.

(Pants of Fire. Snicker. I particularly enjoyed your synopsis of this one.)

Now I need to change into my enchanted pajama pants and get to sleep...

Kyla said...

Well done!

JCK said...

Very nice!

imbeingheldhostage said...

Fun! Have you seen it yet? I saw it last night-- mixed feelings. visually stunning. That's all I'm saying until you've said you've gone.

Bibliomama said...

This is fifteen kinds of awesome. Why are pants so funny?