Tuesday, July 1, 2008

For Your Information

If you happen to be upstairs with your hair piled on top of your head soaking in hair dye, your face covered in a green mud mask, and completely naked... and your child is downstairs making elephant noises through her new snorkel... it sounds an awful lot like your child is screaming in agony.

I'm just saying.

19 comments:

Kyla said...

Hahahahaha. Good to know.

Candygirlflies said...

Bwahahahahahaha.....

xo CGF

Alpha DogMa said...

I'll file that tidbit away for future use. Just as soon as I'm done laughing.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm
I see a trumpeter in your future and a possible return of the fad--streaking.

I'm sure the neighbors were not looking in your windows, if they were, I'm positive that the green mask hid your identity!

you know . . . just, if.

Kay-t

JCK said...

She's just using a creative way to get you to come out of the bathroom. So she can laugh at you! :)

niobe said...

Because what else would you do with a new snorkel?

Sober Briquette said...

now I don't feel so bad about all the clothes I've ruined with hair dye.

Kathryn said...

HAHAHAHA!!!

ALM said...

Yes, but you still have to have your priorities. As long as it just SOUNDS like agony but you have no concrete proof.... Well. No worries.

Mary Beth said...

Was there a particular reason she was making elephant noises with her snorkle? Or is that what one does with snorkles this year?

Sorry, but I'm snorting out my diet coke at this.

Amy Y said...

Oh, to be a fly on the wall during that kind of drama :)

Jen of A2eatwrite said...

Oh my goodness, what a great image! ;-)

imbeingheldhostage said...

Funny stuff!! I bet you look fabulous after that mini-pamper time.

ewe are here said...

hahahahahaha

snort

the dragonfly said...

Oh no.

Did she have a "what's wrong Mommy?" look on her face? I can picture that look on her..

:)

Sorry...I really almost choked when I read that. Too too funny!

Wendy said...

I'm glad you shared that tip...now I don't have to learn it the hard way.

I am laughing so hard at the image that is stuck in my head now.

another good thing said...

Hah! Which.. of course means you MUST race down and which in turn means the doorbell MUST ring...

Aunt Becky said...

Oh, that's good to know. I can see this happening to me.

Melissa said...

I just want to know what sound she made when she saw you looking like that. That's a bad sitcom moment. :)